Food Porn

I am having a crisis. I love to cook. I miss cooking for more than just myself. It is no fun to spend time cooking and have so much food that you're eating turkey for 2 weeks, or ham for a week. I need to share the food I labored over for an hour, This resolution is a little late, but I'll do whatever I want. I will cook one actual meal for myself per week. Not "oh lookit me I just microwaved a hot dog." No.

I want to make Yaki Udon and Greek Orzo salad and OMG PUMPKING GNOCCHI and actual food. I will be making a trip next weekend to an actual grocery store (because, ya know, let's be honest. Trader's doesn't exactly a grocery store make) and the Asian market (DAMMIT I'M GONNA FIND ONE) and I will be buying lots of yummy things to make other yummy things that I will consume and promptly fall into a food coma, alone on my kitchen floor. I miss having a real grocery store, where the Teriyaki sauce and soy sauce aren't in a 3ft by 3ft section marked "Oriental Market" where, hilariously, they also keep the Chef Boyardee and the Ramen. Wonderful.

I still have Havarti left. And a smallish chunk of fresh mozzarella. O_o I even have tomatoes, and BASIL. Because if you forget basil, it will taste okay, but not amazing. :)

I broke some toes today. Amazing, right? May got spooked because Einstein is a "psychotic carnivore of a horse" and tried to start a fight. May decided to kick him, with both back feet. Her back feet landed on my toes, which means 1200 pounds. My big toe is most definitely broken. It hurt so bad when I iced it, I was screaming and crying and had to call a friend to try to make me laugh so I could finish icing it. I spent lots of time today trying to get one of the new fillies and her mom, who I named Polly, onto a trailer. It was quite the adventure. It didn't work, and that is the new project.

Tell me why I shouldn't get a Yuzu tree. I want one. I want to put it in the living room. If I can't get one I want a lemon tree. LEMONS. MMMMMM. I'm almost done with this bunny hat. One more ear....